Simply add the items you like to your cart. Upon checkout you will have the option of paing by check or money order, or via Paypal. There is another button for payment with old Atari cartridges, but that one is invisible.

2. Why do you only have a few things for sale?

We do have other things in the works; just be patient.

3. I have a good idea. Can I tell you?

We are going to have a submission commission program coming soon, but if you send it in the meantime, we will probably just steal it.

4. I had a weird dream.  Can you interpret it?

Was it that dream where you're dressed in sort of sun-god-like robes, and thousands of women are screaming your name and throwing little pickles at you?

5. Uh, no

Why am I the only one who has that dream?

6. I am nervous about removing the alien head from my ribbon. Can you help?

It really isn't very painful, so don't worry too much.  Actually, being attached to the ribbon feels quite like being trapped in the Phantom Zone, that flipping glass thing where Zod and the rest were imprisoned in Superman 2.  So release him and await the mothership!

7. Slow zombies (Night of the Living Dead) or fast zombies (28 Days Later)?

While fast zombies scare the marbles out of me, the relentless perseverance of the slow ones get my vote, especially when you open a door and about a hundred of 'em slowly pour into the room with you.  Ugh!